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Tuesday, 18 March 2008

THE YANKEE ROYAL FAMILY
Political families have dominated the Global arena from time immemorial, but none more so than the Clinton duo of Bill and his wife Hillary, who wielded much influence, power and indeed attraction, not only when Bill was the President of the United States of America from 1992 to 2000, but upon his retirement, the dynasty was continued when Hillary was elected to the US legislature, as the senator for New York, and in the year 2008, is vigorously campaigning to be selected as the Democratic Party nominee for the Presidential election to be held this year.
Such events require incredible planning, funding and a significant degree of cunning. We can only assume that the family were students of the Chinese Emperors, some of whom managed to extend the life of their dynasties for many centuries. Legislation in the US and most other countries will not permit this in the post modern era.
So what was the Clintons secret? What was their "key to success". Like any good organisation, they capitalized and built on their strengths, identified and dealt to their weaknesses. It was universally believed that Bill's wandering eyes, roving hands and lustful indulgences such as his dalliance with Monica Lewinsky would sooner if not later lead to his downfall, as indeed almost happened when the Senate impeached him. Lucky for him on that occasion, that the prosecuting attorney appointed the Justice department turned out to be a bigger jack-the-lad than Billy-the-kid.
But the Clintons also had a plan. A super master plan if you will, and they needed one, because what very few people knew, was that the weakness in their situation was not Bill, it was Hillary herself. She was a dyed in the wool, very happy to stay in the closet, muff diver. Yes folks, she is a born again, ever so happy Lesbian. Bill had always been aware of his wife's sexual preferences, but theirs was very much a marriage of political convenience, an alliance whose destiny would never be influenced or jeopardized by what they considered to be, when viewed in the context of did or did not matter in the greater scheme of things. That was the possession of and future control of power in the greatest nation and strongest economy in the twenty first century.
The plan was simple. Discretion was to be the key to achieving all of their goals, and thereby retaining what they considered to be their rightful place in History. Under no circumstance was Hillary allowed to misbehave in public, and Bill, as most other Global leaders have indulged, it was accepted that he would stray. The Chinese emperors of old, not only had unlimited access to mistresses - fondly referred to as concubines - , but their wives very industriously helped in selecting who was, and who was not suitable for the bonking chamber. Jack - the - lad Kennedy had enormous difficulty in keeping his in his pants, so it was no big deal if Billy - the - kid strayed, and indulged in a little bit on the side. Yes, Monica almost led to his downfall, and mainly because she was too young and could not keep a zip on the lip. The next Bill, try an older women, whom as a collective group are invariably; much more grateful, don't tell or swell.
So Hillary was a closet dyke, who had no interest what ever in coming out of the closet. No she wanted her cake and be able to eat it too. Well that is what pussy pashing ladies do, is it not.
Her story is really very similar to most other women of similar inclinations. The product of a white anglo-saxon protestant family, she was at the first opportunity, dispatched to a prestigious ivy league female boarding school, where as we all know, it is compulsory for the girls to initiate each other in the delights of discovering the essential differences between boys and girls, and also exploring the forbidden fruits that lie hidden in each others bodies.
There was an extremely interesting rumour circulating through the gossipy trollopes who, with very little else to do but speculate and invent trash, and have no interest what so ever in establishing whether or not there is any truth in what ever crap they exchange with each other, that the leader of a South Pacific Nation had made an impassioned plea to be accepted into this group, but her application was rejected on the very simple basis that by any line of reasoning or determination, she was too very, very ugly., and no insult intended. Now girls will be girls, and others can please